Jordan Eberle + being an impressed dork
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
being the fat friend like
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning.