glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.
life hack: make out with me
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
— Unknown (via suspend)
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave
- me: *sings marching show after rehearsal*
- me: *sings marching show during class*
- me: *sings marching show during lunch*
- me: *sings marching show in sleep*
- me: *sings marching show at wedding*
- me: *sings marching show at funeral*
- everyone: SHUT UP
- me: *sings marching show in their nightmares*
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
— every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)